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PORN LEGEND SASHA GREY SAYS PORN COMPANY EXPLOITING HER

Los Angeles, CA – Whether prudish people like or not, lots of people love sex. They love having it and they love watching other people having, particularly on film, a reality that has made a lot of people a lot of money, something that seems to have no real end in sight.

PEOPLE EAT RECORD AMOUNT OF GARBAGE FROM MCDONALD’S AS COMPANY HITS REVENUE HIGH

Oak Brook, IL – It’s been a bad few years for just about everyone running a business, regardless of the field. Things are starting to improve though, business are getting their feet under them again, and people are starting to go back to work all over the world. That means recovery, real recovery, from the brink of what could have been a total meltdown.

 

 


POPE BENEDICT EXORCISED TWO MEN AND SENT THEM OFF TO BOYS CAMP FOR RECUPERATION

Vatican City – Following Pope John Paul II was going to be a tough task for anyone. That Pope was, possibly, likely, the most loved and respected of all pontiffs in history. Even for non-Catholics, even for people who opposed Christianity for one reason or another, there was little arguing the integrity of Karol Józef Wojtyła. He had his controversies like all people in the public eye, but the quality of the person was unmatched, making him a very tough act to follow.

 

GM ANNOUNCES PLAN TO MODIFY CHEVY VOLTS TO PREVENT SPONTANEOUS EXPLOSIONS

Detroit, MI – Eventually, whether people like it or not, we are going to have transition over to new forms of energy. The simple fact of the matter is that, regardless of the environmental consequences of using fossil fuels, we are going to eventually run out. There are only so many dead dinosaurs and eventually we are going to use them all up.

 

PLANNED PARENTHOOD HOPING TO BOLSTER FLAGGING ABORTION BUSINESS AS REVENUES DROP

Washington, D.C. – It’s hard to believe that so many years after Roe v. Wade, after so many things have changed in the United States and around the world regarding women’s rights, that abortion continues to be a political hot potato for so many people, particularly those on the Republican side despite many of them having had it legal for their entire lives.

 

MOVIE INDUSTRY ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE AFTER BAD CHRISTMAS SEASON

Hollywood, CA – There has never been an art form as popular, as prominent, or as influential as film. Other forms, such as stage, music, literature and painting, have all had major impacts, no doubt about that, but film has reached so far beyond the impact of those mediums, becoming the first form to appeal to a truly mainstream audience, undivided by things such as culture and class.

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