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APPLE LOOKING TO REDUCE WAGES, AGES, FOR WORKERS BUILDING IPHONES

Cupertino, CA – There’s an old adage in business that the only thing better than money is more money. For Apple that saying has become mantra in recent years as, over the last decade, the company has gone from a languishing has-been to one of the biggest companies on the planet, making a whole lot of people wealthy in the process.

MARK ZUCKERBERG STILL A LITTLE AFRAID OF GIRLS EVEN WITH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS

Menlo Park, CA – Most people by now know the basic story of how Facebook got started in a college dorm room after founder Mark Zuckerberg was dumped by his girlfriend. That nascent version of the site, which was really just a way to be nasty to girls, would very quickly spawn what has become a multi-billion dollar company that has changed the tech world and, some would argue, could end up changing the real world forever.

BILL GATES FEELS HE SHOULD PAY MORE TAXES AND MAY DO SO IF ASKED

London, U.K. – President Obama has received a great deal of criticism over his tax policies, principally from the political right, especially after this week’s State of the Union address. The criticism has focussed principally on Obama’s plans to get the budget and the deficit under control through taxation, which of course is exactly what people should expect a Democrat to do.

 


BILL GATES WANTS GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL SO HE CAN MARRY HIS BOYFRIEND MARK ZUCKERBERG

Redmond, WA – Microsoft, in its heyday, was notorious for taking what it wanted. It seemed that you couldn’t turn around without reading another story of how Microsoft manhandled some smaller company, bought it for way less than it was worth, or somehow wrenched it from the hands of the people who had built it from the ground up. That was Microsoft’s modus operandi and it gave them huge success, at least in the early days.


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