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NEWS > U.S.A. > WHITE HOUSE GATE CRASHERS STILL READY TO PARTY
WHITE HOUSE GATE CRASHERS STILL READY TO PARTY
November 27 2009
Washington, D.C. – Much has been made of the serious security breach that allowed two Virginia socialites to crash the first official state dinner on Wednesday. Apart from the serious concerns about the safety and security of the President, Vice-President, 
Secretary of State, and other high-ranking administration officials as well as the vetting by the secret service. While inevitably much of the focus will be on that security of the White House and the safety of the most powerful people on the planet, the party crashers themselves are only concerned about their next gig.
Already Tareq and Michaele Salahi have become the toast of Washington and the country with no end of opportunities for the no end in sight. On Monday the couple will be jetting to the left coast for an appearance on ‘Larry King Live’, proof that their time has finally arrived and the couple is apparently ready to make good on their good fortune. According to reports the pair have already received invites to no fewer than a dozen official state 
dinners from around the world. The first will apparently be in India when the Indian Prime Minister, who didn’t get a chance to meet the couple on Wednesday, will introduce them to the leaders of Kazakhstan.
“We are pleased and delighted that Tareq and Michaele will be joining us in New Delhi next month. We have heard nothing but great things about them and it is the Prime Minister’s great honour to not only meet them, but to welcome them to our country and to dine with us,” said a spokesperson for the Indian government. “They will be treated to the best in Indian and Kazakh hospitality and will remember this for many years to come. Of course we in the government and all the people of India will also remember their visit with great affection. This is one the great opportunities we have had to truly touch what is great about the United States of America and we will make the most of our opportunity.”
As for the Salahi’s, they are weighing offers from multiple countries including the United Kingdom, Australia, and China who are all eager to have the latest great celebrities to spice up their parties.
“There’s always been a great benefit to clubs to pay for people like say Paris Hilton to attend their parties. It adds a level of glitz and glamour that inevitably draws people in and helps to establish those clubs as places to be. The same thing applies to international diplomacy and right now the Salahi’s are the ‘it kids’,” said Scrape TV International analyst Gustav Hander. “A lot has been made about really serious security breach that allowed them into the party in the first place, but whatever fate allowed them to jump through those hoops has paid incredible dividends for them, and ultimately the United States which the Salahi’s will now represent throughout the world.”
Many of the Washington elite are apparently very upset at the breach, not so much for the potential security concerns but because of the slightly lower class nature of the Salahi’s.
“We know them, we most definitely do and I can tell you that they would have had no choice but to crash a party because there is no one who would invite them willingly. A friend of ours once had them at a party at the behest of a third party and that was the first and only time they ever entered into our realm. I won’t go into details, but my Lord,” said a Washington socialite who preferred not to be named. “There are certain people who belong and certain people who do not. These people do not in any way represent the best of our people and any assertion to contrary is merely spurious.”
The Salahi’s have also been fielding offers from a variety of nightclubs, apparently provoking Paris Hilton to contact the White House for an invite to the next party.
Mike Michaels, American Correspondent
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