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NEWS > U.S.A. > KILLER WHALE REBELLION BEGINS AT SEAWORLD
KILLER WHALE REBELLION BEGINS AT SEAWORLD
February 24 2010
Orlando, FL – There is little doubt that the reign of the human animal has been the most remarkable in the long history of our planet. Other species have lived much longer but no species has had the incredible level of control over the resources of the 
planet. No species before has been able to mold the planet to their liking. No species has been able to resist the limitations of their natural body and mind and break free. No species has inhabited almost every corner of the planet. Human beings are the most successful species ever.
Of course, no one said that was going to last forever. As the chief apex predator our destiny seemed our own with only our own failings, or perhaps some heavenly body from space, threatening our existence but that seems to have changed with an incident at the Orlando SeaWorld. In front of hundreds of spectators, a killer whale named ‘Tilikum’ leapt from the water, grabbed a trainer around the waist and thrashed her around, killing her almost instantly. Though that particular Orca has been tied to other human deaths, the deliberate nature of the attack has left many speculating as to what might have been going on in his mind, and the very real possibility that this could just be the first salvo in a ful-fledged maritime revolution.
“The trainer was explaining different things about the whale and then the trainer that was down there walked away from the window. Then the whale took off really fast in the tank and he came back, shot up in the air, grabbed the trainer by the waist and started thrashing her around,” said eyewitness Victoria Biniak. “There’s no way she slipped, there’s no way this was an accident. The way the whale moved, the way it grabbed her, and the look on its face there’s just no way this was an accident. I’m really scared about what this means and I can tell you I won’t be taking my family back to SeaWorld ever again.”
The facility was closed after the incident and the Orca was isolated, measures which may be too late now that the revolution appears to have started in full.
“When the dinosaurs still ruled over the Earth there were these little mammals that 
had started tp evolve. They were smaller than mice for the most part, but they were
the forefront of a revolution that would ultimately help to bring down the reign of the dinosaurs. It wasn’t just an asteroid collision that ended the rule of the dinosaurs, flowering plants, spread by mammals, helped to fundamentally change the environments and destroyed any chance they had of staying alive,” said Scrape TV Archaeology analyst Meyer Hernandez. “The dinosaurs seemed invulnerable but there was this little animal waiting in the wings for its opportunity to strike. There’s no reason to assume that the same fate doesn’t await us. We have lived alongside Killer Whales for a long time, and always assumed they were friendly, but that could be our undoing.”
Killer Whales are not actually whales, but rather the largest members of the dolphin family. Dolphins are widely considered one of the smartest animals on the planet.
“It may not be that the Orcas themselves are trying to take over the planet, but they could be a tool of a different animal. Perhaps they’ve been given promises in exchange for their help. Either way they are a formidable enemy and this rising threat could ultimately undo everything we have accomplished,” continued Hernandez. “It will still take a long time before killer whales or any other marine mammal is capable of erecting buildings or travelling to the moon, but you need to take that first step which appears to have happened today.”
SeaWorld officials are urging the public not to panic. Representatives from the FBI and DHS are on scene in Orlando. It’s not believed that the ‘Free Willy’ franchises, movie which play regularly at SeaWorld, will abate the aggression.
Mike Michaels, American Correspondent
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