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NEWS > U.S.A. > NEO-NAZI MAKE PLANS TO EXPAND ADOPTED SECTION OF COLORADO HIGHWAY
NEO-NAZIS MAKE PLANS TO EXPAND ADOPTED SECTION OF COLORADO HIGHWAY
February 2 2010
Denver, CO – Nazi. The very word evokes horror, fear, anger, and all other manner of dark emotions. Like the boogeymen of children’s nightmares, Nazi’s are perhaps the very embodiment of everything that is evil and in the human soul. National 
Socialism was of course a bred-in-the-bone racist philosophy, supporting eugenics and the notion of innate racial superiority. The rise of Nazism throughout Europe ensured that that inherent malignancy would have play for many years to come; the advent of World War II ensured that they would become the very thing of which evil is made.
While true National Socialism died under the boots of Allied forces 65-years ago, the spirit of the philosophy has blossomed throughout the world. The rise of Neo-Nazism throughout Europe, South America, and most significantly in the United States has ensured that at least in some form, Adolf Hitler’s dream lives on in the hearts and minds of the youth. One such organization, the Denver branch of the National Socialist Movement, has been living that dream and now has become a celebrity of sorts. Their adoption of a section Highway 85 has made news not only in Denver but across the United States. Now the group, capitalizing on their new found success, have begun to lay out their plans for the newest addition to their family.
“Obviously we are going to have to make a lot of changes and we are very excited about the direction we are taking, so to speak. The first thing we are going to do is ensure that only certain types of cars travel on our section of the road, specifically Audi, BMW, Mercedes, and Volkswagen. We may allow other cars like Fiats or Hondas to travel, but only under strict observation,” said spokesperson Tome Dales. “Beyond that we are going to rapidly expand the size of the road. We will move beyond the borders that have been allocated in an effort to maintain the same maintenance standards across all sections of the highway. I’m sure people will appreciate the changes especially once they see all the breathing room they have been given.”
The section of the highway is currently bordered by sections sponsored by Z-cuisine, a Denver area French restaurant, and one sponsored by the Polish Club of Denver.
“It is our responsibility to expand this territory beyond the borders for the good of all drivers. We want to return the Highway 85 borders to their traditional size, no more, no less, and well will accept no challenge to those efforts. It is our duty to ensure that the highway is safe and clean for all of our drivers,” continued Dales. “Beyond that, we plan to repaint the highway to a more acceptable shade, more than likely white. We feel that this is the natural color of the roadway, and that it should and must be returned to its roots for the good of all drivers in the Denver area.”
The Colorado Department of Transportation for their part are helpless to the adoption and any subsequent actions by the party.
“Our initial inclination was to deny their permit based on the fact that there is a well-documented history of violence among these types of groups, and we didn't want to have incidents of violence or safety issues on our highways as a result of having this kind of group out there,” said CDOT spokesperson Stacey Stegman. “We have to allow it. This isn’t an issue of choice where we simply are allowed to choose the people that end up in the program. This group made all the proper applications and after going to their headquarters to discuss the adoption we were able to strike an agreement that we fell will be amenable to all parties.”
The U.S. Government, both state and federal, had no comment on the situation.
Mike Michaels, American Correspondent
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