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NEWS > U.S.A. > PLAYBOY PLAYMATE MISTAKES AIRPLANE DOOR FOR CAN OF COKE
PLAYBOY PLAYMATE MISTAKES AIRPLANE DOOR FOR CAN OF COKE
September 13 2010
Newark, NJ – Brains and beauty are two things that don’t often come in the same package. While some believe that such incidents, more common than not, are the result of some higher power choosing to give only one gift, often it is the result of 
something more mundane. Obvious beauty takes time and dedication, effort that could be expended on studying or thinking. That is often the reason such packages are rare, a form of specialization that separates the weak from the strong.
Unlike intellect though, beauty is more often revered in most societies. While great wisdom and insight are necessary and respected, it is often not as aggressively sought after by either gender as beauty. There are no companies based solely on the principle of making people smarter unlike beauty which makes billions of dollars annually, usually for very smart people. Such obsession with beauty is nothing new. It is in fact elemental to the survival of our species; beauty is youth and strength which makes for strong babies and breeding is our primary objective. However the human animal is far more complex than other baser species and that means that intellect plays a major role in the breeding and mating process 
which makes such specialization potentially folly. However, for some beauty remains of primary concern for many, especially Playboy playmates one of who quite understandably mistook an airplane door for a can of coke during a JetBlue flight last week.
“We did have an incident where a passenger onboard a flight to Newark attempted to open the main cabin door. The passenger was stopped before being able to open the door by two off duty police officers who just happened to be on the flight,” said a spokesperson for JetBlue. “The plane landed safely and without further incident. JetBlue will cooperate fully with local authorities, who are investigating this matter. There will be no further comment on the situation.”
The passenger who attempted to open the door was identified as 21-year old Tiffany Livingston, a former Playboy playmate.
“She said she's gone through this before, but never this bad. She’s really a good person but she has bad days like everyone else. This was a particularly bad day
obviously but people need to know that she normally isn’t like that and that she wasn’t intending to hurt anyone. This isn’t normal for Tiff, normally she just gives up when she can’t get through a door,” said a family friend. “I haven’t talked to her directly but from what people have been telling me she just got a little confused, which happens to all of us. She’s frankly never been great with opening things and does make mistakes every now and then but it’s not really her fault. She tries hard and she has this little card which helps her tell the difference between doors, shirts, cans, things like that and it looks like she just forgot it which happens. She’s a good person though.”
Livingston was not available for comment.
“In this era of terrorism seeing this kind of thing could be really frightening. I mean the passengers don’t really know what’s going on. They can assume of course because she is pretty and doesn’t look anything like a terrorist but they really don’t know while the event is happening,” said Scrape TV Airline analyst Jeffry Johnson. “I mean she will be forgiven because she is beautiful but in the big picture that could be a serious concern. I mean what if terrorists start to recruit beautiful people to do their bidding. That’s what happened in the movie ‘Zoolander’ and we all saw what happened there.”
Livingston was detained, asked for her phone number, and released without charge as most people expected.
Mike Michaels, American Correspondent
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