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NEWS > U.S.A. > RISE IN IRRADIATED FREAKS FORCES SHUTDOWN OF RADIOACTIVE WATER WELLS

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RISE IN IRRADIATED FREAKS FORCES SHUTDOWN OF RADIOACTIVE WATER WELLS

December 26 2010

Houston, TX – For thousands of years of human society superstition ruled the days and fears of the majority of people. Whether it was the fear of the wrath of Gods and demons or the danger of mysterious monsters roaming in the dark, fear of unknown radiation warning symbol
entities, fear of the unknown itself, ruled much of human culture. While those fears had social value, creating laws, driving art and entertainment, the monsters of those dreams were not real and therefore hardly a real threat.

In the modern age, an age of general enlightenment, many of those fears are simply tales. We realize today that there are no great sea serpents or creatures able to turn people to stone. Even religious fears are waning as science reveals more and more of the true nature of the world and the cosmos. Today though we still have fears, fears based more in that scientific awareness than in the fear of the mysterious. In particular, there is one menace, one uncovered by our scientific awareness that brings more fear than anything. Radiation has been for the last few decades the great spook, the great monster of our times. Of course, that particular monster is real and has caused real damage to people, something the people of Houston are finding out the hard way in the wake of a series of radiation events that has brought real life monsters to town, forcing them to shut down a number of contaminated wells throughout the city.houston

“Neighborhoods in Houston should be on notice. We have a problem with the drinking water and use of water in Houston, Texas. Our citizens are in danger,” said city council member Brad Bradford. “If Dallas and Austin and other major cities supply water without radiation, why can't Houston? The radiation levels throughout these wells is below the ‘legal’ limit but is still much higher than the amounts present in cities throughout the state.”

Two wells in the Houston area have been shut down to higher than legal radiation levels. Most major cities have no radioactivity in their drinking water.godzilla

“Radioactivity is something that simply exists in the world. Human beings did not invent to process, we have just figured out ways to harness it in concentrated ways. Radiation exists throughout the universe and throughout our planet in varying degrees of severity and has done since before we were around,” said Scrape TV Science analyst Dr. Howard Poe. “Radiation has likely caused good deal of damage to humans before we discovered it, possibly even giving rise to a number of myths and legends itself, but now that we are aware of it and able to treat it we have little choice but to do so. Radiation can obviously cause a great deal of damage to human body including cancer, which would have been called a wasting disease, and the onus is on us to protect people from those dangers.”

On one street alone in fed by an irradiated well there are fourteen cases of cancer in twenty-one homes.

“The other danger of course is the possibility of creating real life monsters. Thus far nuke em high
radiation has only caused disease and deformation but eventually we will be able to adapt to the toxicity and possibly evolve traits to deal with it, things like super strength and even enhanced mental abilities,” continued Poe. “It isn’t clear if that’s what’s happening in Houston though if it is they should really do something about it. It makes sense that the city councillors would be up in arms about this because it is very unlikely that these freakish beings would care one way or another about voting or participating in proper society which means a hard row for their re-election prospects. That and all the killing and maiming and it’s really a recipe for disaster.”

It’s believed likely that normal Houston residents would be more than equipped to deal with radioactive monsters in the short term at least.  

Mike Michaels, American Correspondent

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