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NEWS > U.S.A. > OSAMA BIN LADEN SEEN AT OREGON CIRCLE-K ONLY HOURS AFTER HIS DEATH

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OSAMA BIN LADEN SEEN AT OREGON CIRCLE-K ONLY HOURS AFTER HIS DEATH

May 2 2011

Portland, OR – It is likely that there will never be a terror event on the scale of the 9/11 attacks ever again. Much like other momentous events in history – things like the bombing of Hiroshima and the Spanish inquisition – that have never been repeated osama bin laden rifle
because we have, unlike like usual, learned from history and made the world a better place. Whatever the historical legacy of that tragic day, one thing is sure, we have learned great lessons.

Two wars and untold traumas later, the most potent piece has been locked into place with death of Osama bin Laden, who was killed by CISA operatives in Pakistan. His death, the death of perhaps the most hated man in the world since Adolf Hitler, brings a kind of conclusion to the massive puzzle which was scattered across the globe on that fateful day. The death of bin Laden will not of course end terrorism or the great hurt that it has caused, but the killing of the most prominent symbol of that movement will no doubt be as important an event as has been had in those now decade long war. With patriotic flags flying across the United States, there is little doubt about the potency of the death of the Al-Qaeda leader, at least as a symbol of redemption. However, despite official confirmation and DNA analysis, sightings of the terrorist leader have been reported across the United States already, including a Portland area Circle-K.

“Finally, last week I determined we had enough intelligence to take action and authorized an operation to get Osama bin Laden and bring him to justice. Today at direction the United States launched a targeted operation on that compound,” said President Obama. “Bin Laden was not a Muslim leader. He was a mass murderer of circle k store
Muslims. Today, at my direction, the United States launched a targeted operation against that compound in Pakistan. A small team of Americans carried out the operation with extraordinary courage and capability.”

Bin Laden’s remains have been transferred to U.S. authorities. It is not clear what will be done with them at this point. Confirmation by the President was met with cheers across the country, including the convenience store where he was most recently seen.

“I saw him, it was totally him. I don’t know what the deal is or who they really killed, but I’m telling you that this was Osama. I’ve seen all the videos and pictures of the guy and I know it was him. I didn’t see what he was buying,” said Mike Wallen who entered as the supposed bin Laden was leaving. “I don’t get who they killed or who Obama is talking about, but the guy I seen was Osama bin Laden. He had the beard and everything, and the way he walked out of the store, well let’s just say he wasn’t holding the door for no one.”osama bin laden tent

It is not believed that the apparent bin Laden was working at the store, but instead was a customer.

“The death of bin Laden is certainly an exciting event, and one that will most certainly deal a blow to the terrorist groups around the world, but it is not the end of this war, it is not the end of terrorism. His existence was a symbol of terrorism, and his death is a symbol of a kind of victory over it, but it is not the end of the battle,” said Scrape TV Terrorism analyst Doug Davids. “I would imagine that no matter what confirmations we have, and no matter how convincing the evidence we have, people will be seeing Osama bin Laden all over the place. In many ways no matter what happened to his body, he will live on forever, in history books, in the hearts and minds of Americans and the people of the world, and at convenience stores and supermarkets all across the United States. That is the power of symbols.”

Tupac reportedly visits that particular Circle-K on a regular basis.

Mike Michaels, American Correspondent

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