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NEWS > U.S.A. > CHRIS BOSH, BEYONCE OUTED AS SECRET CELEBRITY JUGGALOS
CHRIS BOSH, BEYONCE OUTED AS SECRET CELEBRITY JUGGALOS
October 7 2011
Detroit, MI – For as long as people have been around there have been secret societies, special cliques, closed organizations. The Illuminati, the Freemasons, and the Knights Templar are just a few of the examples of the better known secret societies but, true to their name, most such groups remain in the shadows.
Most of that secrecy has to do with the membership, not the group itself. While some groups surround themselves with the myth of great power, some actually wield it through their constituents. Presidents and leaders of industry have all been members of secret societies and it is through them that the groups gain their real power.
Now a new group has started to rise and though it has been around for a long time it is only now that their power base has started to reveal itself. With powerful names such as Vanilla Ice, M.C. Hammer, and Charlie Sheen already members, new and shockingly prominent names have now been attached as members of the Juggalo Nation. 
“I know that at the very least Beyonce and Chris Bosh are members. There are rumours of some other big names, but those two are pretty much confirmed. They have not only attended concerts and been seen at meetings, they have apparently also been recruiting in their respective areas, growing the membership,” said a Juggalo insider. “You can’t go into the Miami Heat locker room and not see a can of Faygo. Bosh has been importing it from Michigan over the last year and other players come over to his place just to drink. Beyonce has been a little more subtle, but I can tell you that there is a lot of clown makeup in her houses.”
Beyonce’s husband, Jay-Z, has apparently been involved in a number of secret societies but it’s not clear at what level he is involved with the Juggalos.
“The groups are getting bigger and bigger and with important names like this it’s only going to get bigger. This isn’t like Scientology where the celebrities involved with it are a little out there. These people are respected and they are going to bring some respectful people in, including some even more powerful people,” continued the insider. “I know of a few that would surprise you, frankly. I won’t name names but I 
can say that there is a former Presidential candidate and a big computer guy who are very much Juggalos and have been for a long time. Let’s just say that the economic crisis could have been solved with Faygo but wasn’t.”
It’s believed that a number of Miami Heat players are currently Juggalos.
“This is only the start of things. We are only growing bigger and bigger as time goes and eventually, well eventually I can see a day when Juggalo Nation isn’t just a gathering but an actual place. As more and more celebrities join up that days is only going to come faster,” continued the insider. “One day we will be a nation under Faygo and that will be a great day.”
Neither Beyonce nor Bosh would comment.
Mike Michaels, American Correspondent
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