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bubonic plague

CATS NOW SPREADING BUBONIC PLAGUE ACROSS THE UNITED STATES

July 18 2012

Portland, OR – An Oregon man is lucky to be alive after contracting the medieval disease Bubonic Plague. Paul Gaylord will have his hands and toes removed after becoming infected with the deadly disease following a cat bite. Gaylord’s case is just one of many that have been occurring throughout the United States in recent years, particularly on the West Coast. Gaylord believes he contracted the disease after being bitten by a cat, something which is prompting local authorities to consider killing every single cat in the state in order to prevent further spread of the disease which presumably was brought into the future from some maniacal time traveller.