News Briefs
Politics
U.S.A.
Everyone Else
Health
Science
Business
Technology
Sports
Video Games
Entertainment
Future
Retractions
Humour
News Home
News Archive

 

 

 

 

 





 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


SCRAPE TV NEWS STAFF

Editor-in-Chief
Dave Dalkin
Business
William Ashford
Health
Lauren Hebert
U.S.A.
Mike Michaels
Everyone Else
Emil Uliya
Science
Anna Phillips
Sports
Alexi Orton
Videogames
Douglas Havermore
Politics
Edward Bastil
Entertainment
Samantha Dryden
Technology
Martin Philton


 

 


 

 

 

old people

SCIENTISTS FIND OLD PERSON SMELL DOES EXIST AND IS PRETTY GROSS

June 2 2012

Philadelphia, PA – Lots of things change as we get older. Our hair thins, our skin wrinkles, we even shrink and we also start to smell funny. Now scientists believe that have determined the cause of at least one of those things, the smell. Researchers in Philadelphia have determined that old people do in fact have a distinct odour and while not nearly as bad as many people would make it out to be, it’s still pretty gross. The root cause of the smell has not been worked out yet, owing in large part to the tremendous odours involved, but it’s believed someday the discovery will lead to a cure other than death.

Share
Filed Under: Science