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SYRIA DOESN’T REALLY KNOW WHO KILLED ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN HOMS

Damascus, Syria – From the outside, it appears that things in Syria are getting to the point beyond which things can never be recovered. Every day stories of violence bleed out of the country as protestors and police forces continue to clash in what has quickly become the darkest days of the Arab Spring which, at one point, held so much promise for the people of the region.
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