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MISSILE DEFENSE PLAN CAUSES GERMANS TO POUR OVER POLISH BORDER

Warsaw, Poland – The announcement last week of the plan for the United States to install ten interceptor missiles in Poland has caused tense nerves throughout the region. Russia in particular has been rattling its sabres, fearing that this is the first step in a new version of the cold war; The Ukraine has begun a petition to allow a similar system in its borders; and rather unexpectedly, German tourists have begun pouring over the Polish border, bringing back very potent memories for the Polish people.

AARP SUED FOR AGE DISCRIMINATION

Lansing, MI – A 63 year old Michigan woman has filed a lawsuit against the American Association of Retired Persons claiming age discrimination. Bonita Brady claims she has been passed over for at least nine job opportunities since joining the organization. She is claiming $25,000 in damages.

 

 

 

DSI SNAGS LICENSE TO PRODUCE WELCOME BACK KOTTER GAME

 

MILEY CYRUS TO MAKE A SPLASH IN TEEN PLAYBOY

 

 

GREENPEACE PETITIONS GOVERNMENTS TO OPEN UP GRAVES

JOHN EDWARDS ADMITS AFFAIR WASN’T ALL THAT GOOD ANYWAY

 

HEATH LEDGER FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN CALIFORNIA

 

 

 

U.S. CLAIMS RUSSIA INVADED GEORGIA TO GAIN CONTROL OF BIGFOOT

 

 

CHINESE OFFICIALS TO COUNTER SPANISH RACISM WITH SOMBREROS, BURRITOS

U.S. AND POLAND AGREE ON MISSILES FOR SAUSAGES PACT

 

AFTER TEXAS CHUPUCABRA SIGHTING, AMERICANS BRACING FOR MONSTER INVASION

 

FEMA CONFIRMS THAT WEALTHY RESIDENTS OUT OF THE WAY OF HURRICANE FAY

 

BUSH ON GEORGIA: NOT THE SAME AS IRAQ BECAUSE WE ARE AMERICA

 

 

ITALIAN PIRATES PIRATING PIRATE SITE

RUSSIA INVADES GEORGIA, ATLANTA RESIDENTS ON ALERT

GEORGIAN FORCES PULLING BACK TO ATLANTA

SPIKE LEE DISPUTES BERNIE MAC DEATH STORIES

ISAAC HAYES DEATH INSPIRES TRUCE CALL BETWEEN SOUTH PARK AND SCIENTOLOGY

BERNIE MAC, ISAAC HAYES, SAMUEL L. JACKSON NEXT?

WARNER BROTHERS “ECSTATIC” ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN CRASH

APPLE ADOPTS NEW MASCOT, NINTENDO PARTNERSHIP INEVITABLE?

DETROIT RESIDENT INDIFFERENT TO MAYOR KWAME KILPATRICK ARREST

CNN LOOKING FOR FRESH DECAPITATION STORIES

X GAMES TO TEST TANDEM BMX EVENTS

RICHARD COOEY CASE SPARKS LARGER ELECTRIC CHAIRS, THICKER NEEDLES

CHINESE OFFICIALS ANGRY OVER RUSSIAN WAR, JOHN EDWARDS AFFAIR

MILEY CYRUS BARES ALL IN NEW SHOWER SCANDAL

BEIJING BANNING DRAGONS FROM OLYMPIC VENUES

MICROSOFT VOWS NO MORE RROD, NEW SYSTEM WILL HAVE BLUE LIGHTS

JENNA JAMESON TO STAR IN NEW WII TITLE

HOWARD STERN TO BE PAID IN MONOPOLY MONEY AFTER SIRIUS XM MERGER

RALPH NADER PLAYS THE IRRELEVANCY CARD