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FIGHTING IN GAZA CALMS DOWN A LITTLE WHICH IS SOMETHING PEOPLE CAN BE HAPPY ABOUT

Jerusalem, Israel – Just as everyone; the UN, the U.S., Israel, and Hamas, have been calling for a ceasefire of some kind, the firing in Gaza has started to cease, which is exactly how those things are designed to work, something which is making people at least a little happy.

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MH17 VICTIMS FINALLY ON THEIR WAY HOME AFTER WORST POSSIBLE LAYOVER

 

WENDY’S ROLLS OUT TRIAL PROGRAM ALLOWING CUSTOMERS TO SLAUGHTER THEIR OWN COWS IN RESTAURANTS
UKRAINIAN REBELS ASK EVERYONE TO CLOSE THEIR EYES AND WISH REALLY HARD THAT DOWNED MALAYSIAN PLANE NEVER HAPPENED
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU ADMITS THAT HE JUST CAN’T GET ATTACK BUTTON UNSTUCK
FANS AT SAN DIEGO COMIC CON SURPRISED TO SEE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT PUTIN DRESSED AS CATWOMAN AT SHOW

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SOLDIERS KILLED IN UKRAINE WHICH IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU FIGHT IN A WAR

DUTCH EXPERTS EXAMINE MH17 CRASH VICTIMS TO DISCOVER EXACTLY WHAT THEY THOUGHT

JOHN KERRY BACK DEMANDING A CEASEFIRE IN GAZA BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT HE DOES

ISRAELI AIR STRIKES KILL A BUNCH OF PALESTINIAN MILITANTS WHICH IS EXACTLY AS IT WAS DESIGNED

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THOUSANDS ATTEND FUNERAL OF PALESTINIAN TEEN WHICH WILL SHOW THE ISRAELIS

PUTIN TELLS OBAMA HE JUST WANTS TO FEEL LIKE HE BELONGS

UN SAYS ISRAEL MAY HAVE COMMITTED WAR CRIMES IN GAZA BUT OF COURSE WILL NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

UN WAITS UNTIL GAZA OFFENSIVE KILLS 500 BEFORE CALLING FOR CEASEFIRE

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IRAQI GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING PRETTY EFFECTIVE AGAINST INSURGENTS

UKRAINIAN REBELS READY TO ALLOW ACCESS TO SITE OF MH17 CRASH THEY PROBABLY CAUSED

SO A WHOLE LOT MORE DIE IN GAZA OFFENSIVE WHICH WAS TO BE EXPECTED

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PALESTINIAN GOVERNMENT STEPS IN AND OFFERS A GAZA TRUCE DEAL THING TO SEE IF THAT WORKS
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EU WIDENS SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA WHICH SHOULD ABOUT DO IT
CIVILIAN DEATHS RISE IN EASTERN UKRAINE WHICH WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN
IF YOU CARED, VINCENZO NIBALI WINS THE TOUR DE FRANCE
EXPERTS NOW PRETTY SURE IT WAS NOTHING BUT TERRIBLE LUCK THE DINOSAURS GOT WIPED OUT
MEMBERS OF UN SECURITY COUNCIL ALL AGREE THAT A CEASEFIRE IN GAZA WOULD BE FOR THE BEST
EGYPT DESTROYS SOME GAZA TUNNELS OF THEIR OWN
EXPERTS NOW PRETTY DARNED SURE MH17 WAS DESTROYED BY A MISSILE