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OBAMA READY TO FINALLY BOMB SYRIA WHICH HE HAS WANTED TO DO FOR SO LONG

Washington, D.C. – Things change all the time and sometimes the best of intentions don’t, well, they just don’t work out all that well. Only a few months ago President Obama made fun of the ISIL and barely considered them a threat and now he is considering, actually planning, striking a sovereign nation to deal with them, quite the turnaround.

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MH17 INVESTIGATORS FINALLY GET TO WORK FINDING OUT WHAT THEY ALREADY KNOW

 

POLICE OFFICIALS IN ALABAMA POINT OUT THEY HAVE NOT KILLED AN UNARMED BLACK TEEN IN YEARS NOW
HILLARY CLINTON PRESIDENCY BID MAY RELY ON SUCCESS OF FAILURE OR NEW YOUNG ADULT NOVEL
ISRAEL ADMITS PEACE TALKS BROKE DOWN IN PART BECAUSE SOMEONE REFUSED TO SHOWER
IOWA MAN SPENDS NIGHT RESEARCHING CONFLICT IN CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC IN EFFORT TO IMPRESS CO-WORKERS AT LUNCH

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SOLDIERS KILLED IN UKRAINE WHICH IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU FIGHT IN A WAR

DUTCH EXPERTS EXAMINE MH17 CRASH VICTIMS TO DISCOVER EXACTLY WHAT THEY THOUGHT

ISRAEL GOES AHEAD WITH GAZA CEASEFIRE, KINDA

EU OFFICIALS REACH A VERY BASIC AGREEMENT ON POSSIBLE RUSSIAN SANCTIONS

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GAZA TRUCE LASTS LONG ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE NOW WILLING TO ACTUALLY START TALKING ABOUT PEACE

FIGHTING IN GAZA CALMS DOWN A LITTLE WHICH IS SOMETHING PEOPLE CAN BE HAPPY ABOUT

UN SAYS ISRAEL MAY HAVE COMMITTED WAR CRIMES IN GAZA BUT OF COURSE WILL NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

WHO SAYS EBOLA OUTBREAK VASTLY UNDERESTIMATED, THAT THEY HAVE VASTLY UNDERESTIMATED IT, THEY JUST HAVE NO IDEA NOW

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IRAQI GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING PRETTY EFFECTIVE AGAINST INSURGENTS

ISRAEL ADMITS ROCKET ATTACKS MAKING PEACE TALKS A LITTLE DIFFICULT

ISRAEL GIVES A LITTLE BIT OF WARNING BEFORE DESTROYING APARTMENT BUILDING AND OTHER STUFF

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ISLAMIC STATE STILL ACTING LIKE TOUGH GUYS WHICH THEY REALLY KIND OF ARE
UKRAINE AGREES TO WITHDRAW HEAVY WEAPONS FROM EAST WHERE ALL THAT STUFF IS STILL, STILL, HAPPENING
WHO URGES PEOPLE TO TRAVEL INTO EBOLA ZONES
DENVER COMES CLOSE TO BEATING SEATTLE IN GAME THAT DOESN’T MATTER NEARLY AS MUCH
SOMEONE ELSE THINKS QATAR WILL NOT HOST THE WORLD CUP BUT IT’S STILL NOT OFFICIAL OR ANYTHING
FRANCE GETS AROUND TO ATTACKING ISIL JUST LIKE THEY SAID THEY WOULD
SCOTLAND DECIDES IT DOESN’T WANT AND DOESN’T NEED FREEDOM AFTER ALL
SIERRA LEONE ENACTS CURFEW TO SOMEHOW PREVENT EBOLA FROM SPREADING ANY FURTHER
TURKEY GETTING MORE OF THOSE KURDS THEY LIKE SO MUCH
UKRAINE ASKS FOR HELP KILLING RUSSIANS AND THOSE SORTS OF FOLKS
AVRIL LAVIGNE AND CHAD KROEGER TO DIVORCE AND STILL NO ONE CARES
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER NFL PLAYER ARRESTED FOR BEATING A WOMAN AND CHILD
MURDER APPARENTLY AS EASY FOR CHIMPS AS IT IS FOR US